Weight jokes
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What kind of jokes doesnβt work out?
Fat people jokes.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!