Weight jokes

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.