Weight jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.