Weight jokes

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.