Weight jokes

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.