Weight jokes

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

I'm a fat cow.

How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."