Weight jokes

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.