Weight jokes

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.