Weight jokes

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!