Weight jokes

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.