Weight jokes

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

How much does a hipster weigh?

About an Instagram.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.