Weight jokes
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Memes
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat...
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!