Weight jokes

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama so fat...

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."

Q: How heavy is a photon?

A: It's light!