Weight jokes

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.