Weight jokes

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.