Weight jokes

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

You shouldn’t bully fat people.

They already have enough on their plate.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.