You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
Two people walk down the road one sais to the other mitch we past weight watchers 2 minutes ago he responds jake the noodle shop is just here you been carrying that shit on your head for 14 years
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
