Weight jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.