Weight jokes

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.

So I brought her a new bathroom scale.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.