Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? Thatโs cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
