Weight jokes
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!