Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
