Weight jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

The chicken is so fat.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.