When the school shooter finds you under the table;
Wonderful weather we're having!
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
my grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
