Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
