Weather

Weather Jokes

Rain

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Girlfriend

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Woman

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Rapper

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.