ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What’s brow, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses A coconut on vacation
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Wears pink
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
What brands do people in wheelchair wear?
Michelin
if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
we forge the chains we wear in life
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!
This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
