Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
why do Asians don’t wear contacts.... CAUSE THEY CANT FITT
by Roni Cung
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
What do lawyers wear to court?lawsuits
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."
What does a house wear? a-dress
Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
