When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
What makes a raccoon š¦ very rich?
Its rings!
The w in Africa stands for wealth
Why canāt orphans have a five-star GTA because theyāre not wanted
what do you call an chineze rich man. Cha Ching
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich š
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think Iāll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why donāt you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
Whatās the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I donāt have a Ferrari in my garage.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke
my syndrome may be down but my money be up š
What is the richest planet?
Saturn šŖ- It has many rings.
