We jokes
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Memes
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?