We jokes
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Memes
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!