When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
We Jokes
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
