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Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

...Because there's always a cast!

Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?

Shut up and cut the coke.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.