We jokes

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

When we take a family photo, you are the background.

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."