WATS jokes
Do nut get in my way.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Wat?
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.