Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid 😂😂😂😂
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
what do u call my brother is the water sunami
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
-All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. -Giggling like a room full of fat kids. -Drinking 8 cups if water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
I was making holy water and my girlfriend walked in saying what are you doing and I said making holy water and she said how are you making holy water I'm boiling the h#ll out of it
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized..... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧 💧💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 🚽 toilet water
A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"
do you i can shot a basketball ? i make i dip like water
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
