Want jokes
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.