Want jokes

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Why do orphans play GTA 5?

To get wanted!

Why do orphans play GTA?

To make them feel wanted.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

Girlfriend: No.

Boyfriend: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

Boyfriend: No, I don't.

NEXT MINUTE

The man could hear banging.

Why didn't the wife want sex?

Because they were having too many babies.

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?

Alexander the Grape.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.