Walk jokes
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
A seal walks into a club.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."