Walk jokes

Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

What’s better than Stephen Hawking?

Stephen walking.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

A man walked into a bar...

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.