Walk jokes
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
A seal walks into a club.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.