Walk jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Memes
Whatโs better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
A seal walks into a club.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"