A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her
Uder the sheets
Under the sheeeets Me and your mother making your brother
Under the sheets DO do do do dododoodoooddododoodo
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt. Get off this site and go have some sex you fucking virgins.
God damn it. Fuck christianity I fucking 30 years old and still a virgin. THAT’S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!!
Did jesus die a virgin? ofc not you idiot he got nailed before he died!
What do you call a YouTuber a virgin
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
kid on Xbox: i’m not a virgin. ask your sister Bully on Xbox: i don’t have a sister dumbass kid on Xbox: you will in 9 months
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest
“There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!”
The priest shakes his head
“Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!” He says
“Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.