Virgin Jokes

Anonymous

A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her

Anonymous

Yoav

Uder the sheets

Under the sheeeets Me and your mother making your brother

Under the sheets DO do do do dododoodoooddododoodo

SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt. Get off this site and go have some sex you fucking virgins.

God damn it. Fuck christianity I fucking 30 years old and still a virgin. THAT’S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!!

amogh
in Jesus

Did jesus die a virgin? ofc not you idiot he got nailed before he died!

Anonymous

What do you call a YouTuber a virgin

0-0

Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me

Anonymous
in Jesus

Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Captain America is a 106 yo virgin

Anonymous
in Party

did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

Anonymous turtle

kid on Xbox: i’m not a virgin. ask your sister Bully on Xbox: i don’t have a sister dumbass kid on Xbox: you will in 9 months

in Priest

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest

“There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!”

The priest shakes his head

“Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!” He says

“Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”

Darque

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Waffles^7

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.

The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.