Violet

Violet Jokes

Depression

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Kid

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Clay

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Abuse

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Shrek

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.