Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Violet Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Purple.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.