Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
