It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Violence Jokes
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Rape victims suck, literally.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
