Violence

Violence Jokes

Orphan

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

Accident

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

Grenade

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Gun

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Man

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

Rape

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

Girl

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Guy

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Rape

Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you!

Rape

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

Rape

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.