Vine jokes

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.