View jokes
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.
It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."
The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"
The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"
The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.
Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.
Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
How do you see past that forehead?
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...