Vista jokes

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

The happier they get, the less they see.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.