Vista jokes

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

The happier they get, the less they see.

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.