Video jokes
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"