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Video jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Ad

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)

Porn

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Brother

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

Gummy bear

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Kobe

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Pornstar

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

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  • Song

    This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

    "He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

    Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

    Kid

    How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

    They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"

    Orphan

    What was the orphan's first video game console?

    PS5 because it has no home button.

    Abortion

    Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

    Porn

    My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

    And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

    Porn

    I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.