Video jokes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Memes
Pretty much
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.