Video jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Memes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.