Video Game jokes
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Memes
Fr tho
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.