Video Game

Video Game jokes

Clash Royale

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

Ball

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

Orphan

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Mama

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Orphan

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

Time

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Guy

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

Sans

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Orphan

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

Door

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.