Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?