Video Game jokes
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Memes
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.