Video Game jokes
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."