Video Game jokes
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.