Video Game jokes
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Memes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.