Video Game jokes
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!