Video Game jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
"1v1 me bitch!"
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Doom is eternal.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Sans Undertale.