Video Game

Video Game jokes

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Cancer

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

WW2

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Ball

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

Orphan

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Orphan

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Time

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Guy

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!