There was a kidnapping, but he woke up
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Hey did you hear about the kidnapping?" "no." Yeah but then he woke up.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 Victims
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
If I was a raped victim , would silence be the best medicine?
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim , she crossed herself out hanging by with a Carlton dry.
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
What's young, red and hot ptsd?
Prince Andrew victims
What's red and got makeup all over?
A bill cosby victim
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
