Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian
And 6 is a cannibal
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
-Dark_Humor
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian a cocksucker π π π π π π π¨ π¨ π© π© π¨ π¨ π¨ π© π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨
Yo mama so vegetarian thatβs she loves the Vegan Teacher
-Hey Dude you some beef , you want some beef from me ? - No thanks.. I'm vegetarian!
