Vegetarian

Vegetarian Jokes

Cannibal

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

Lesbian

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Stew

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Option

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Beef

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

Food

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

Food

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

Difference

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

Vegetable

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Beef

"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"

"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"