What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
what’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew? Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
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The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
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Yo mama so vegetarian that’s she loves the Vegan Teacher
-Hey Dude you some beef , you want some beef from me ? - No thanks.. I'm vegetarian!
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian
And 6 is a cannibal
