What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
what’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew? Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
