Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let's go for a swim. Adam replies I'm not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade's into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation
So Steph Curry and Lebron Jame went on a vacation and Steph Curry said try not to travel
Man we all have the one cool sibling then the strong sibling and then you the one who plays on there iPad on computer all day then when you are on vacation you are doing nothing at all
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
why can orphans travel so much?
they don't get homesick
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie
What is it called when a orphanes goes on vacation Answer: He's Making Family memories
Wife:hi babe Husband:Hey Wife:Do u wanna Husband:YES Wife:Ok make sure you have a towel to go to the beach Husband:WHAT you mean go to the beach Wife:yes what did u think i ment Husband:oh nothing bye Wife:Bye see u there
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation. When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
What’s brow, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses A coconut on vacation
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
