Use Jokes

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

What’s kid Among Us?

Sugoma dik!

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

"Among Us," dada.

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

Why don’t Asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Me: "What are you doing??"

Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

Me: "I don't know."

Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

Don't bully kids.