The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
US Jokes
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
