US jokes
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Memes
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.