Is Uranus big? Well.. your ainus is..
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
When u split Uranus in half is ur-anus. That's why it's has a buts joke. Weird
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
Uranus Ur anus your anus anus is what's in between your two buttocks
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Earth is smaller than Uranus wth
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus
Henry is in Uranus
stop looking at my ass i said look at uranus (guy 2) im looking at ur anus (guy 1) I SAID URANUS LIKE THE PLANET (guy 2) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
My name is Martha
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"
uranus is cold
