Uranus

Uranus Jokes

Saturn

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Half

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Kid

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

Planet

Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)

Anus

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

Company

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

Ass

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Kid

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Teacher

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

Planet

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"