Ur jokes
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
You're just big and good.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.