Ur jokes
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Memes
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!