Ur jokes
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
You're just big and good.