Ur jokes
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
When u show ur friend a magic trick
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
You're just big and good.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣