You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Ur Jokes
You're just big and good.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
