Ur jokes
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Memes
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
You're just big and good.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.