When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
