Ur jokes

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Talk to me if you're online.

When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

You're an orphan.

You are emo.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.