Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Talk to me if you're online.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
You're an orphan.
You are emo.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
