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M3ME G0D

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Heroin Monkey

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a chess board with the flags of the United States and the United Kingdom at the top and bottom. The chess pieces on the top half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United States. The chess pieces on the bottom half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United Kingdom.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Heroin Monkey

A toy package of Elmo, labeled "SEMESAME STREET" and "Elbow." Below the image of Elmo, the letters "ABDCEFGHIJK" are shown. The text on the package reads "Non toxic Child 'Safe' UNIT #WRO-NG. 123. SEMESAME STREET. Elbow. We are good friend. obvious plant. ABDCEF GHIJK."

Toast ツ

i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent

A black and white political cartoon depicting a man, King Andrew the First, wearing a crown and royal robes, holding a scepter and a scroll labeled "VETO". He is standing on papers including the Constitution and other legal documents. The text reads "OF VETO MEMORY", "BORN TO COMMAND", "HAD I BEEN CONSULTED", and "KING ANDREW THE FIRST".

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A diagram shows the flag of the United States above a legend. The legend uses colored squares and text to represent parts of the flag. A blue square is labeled 'Land theft'. A white square is labeled 'Slavery'. A red square is labeled 'Genocide'. A green square is labeled 'Winning wars against Vietnamese farmers'.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

Four cartoonish creatures from the game Hollow Knight, each with a distinct shape and color. The text above them reads, "the four absolute units of the apocalypse."

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Rylee ੈ♡˳

proved em all wrong..

A table displaying a student's 2023-2024 school schedule with courses such as Career and College Exploration, Pre-Algebra, Advisory, Honors Science, Honors Language Arts, Honors United States History, Lunch, Technology Apps, Physical Education, Student Leadership, and Professional Communications.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

Anonymous

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Why should you care

The image shows two panels. The left panel shows Hagrid speaking to Harry and the text "You're a unit of power, Harry" and below it, Harry asking "I'm a watt?". The right panel shows a close up of Voldemort smiling.

Heroin Monkey

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Ant boi

Well the north east is doing something right

A map of the United States shows "food deserts" in orange, and areas that are not "food deserts" in blue. The map key indicates that "food deserts" refer to Low-Access and Low-Income Census Tracts. The title of the map is "MAPPING FOOD DESERTS IN THE UNITED STATES." Text at the left reads "Food Deserts in America (2010)."

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