What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
If we can't see air can fish see water?
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
the titanic is now resort for fish
I found Nemo
He was tasty
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
