Underwater jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Octopus.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.