What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
If we can't see air can fish see water?
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
the titanic is now resort for fish
I found Nemo
He was tasty
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles
Octopus more like octopussy
