Underwater jokes
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Octopus.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Unicorns
When you go to the community pool
