Underwater jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Octopus.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
When you go to the community pool
