Underwater jokes
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Octopus.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! ππππ
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
If you thought other peopleβs puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
