Underwater jokes
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Octopus.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
When you go to the community pool
