Underwater jokes
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Memes
For those who know
Octopus.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! ππππ
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
If you thought other peopleβs puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
