Underwater jokes
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Octopus.