Understanding jokes
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
F in orphan means family.
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."