You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
