Type jokes
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
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What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.