Type Jokes

there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's

there's two types of emo people

1. people that cut side to side

2. and people that cut up and down

the most efficient is up and down

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls because after, you can drop them off anywhere

rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

yo moma so rich

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency

What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most? Web Cartoons!

What type of phones do orphans have...

Iphone xr -it has no home button

what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad

knock knock whos there discord server discord server who this server is dead bye bitchs I got better thing to do than wattch you sit here and type like a sloth

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole

A pedophile

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise

Breathing exercises

I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)

What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"