Type jokes
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.