Twins jokes
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
When an African has a twin, your me??
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.