Twins jokes
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.