What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
My parents are like the twin towers, only on came back.
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What did Osama say after knocking over the twin towers?
He he he haw
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
why were the twin towers upset ? bc they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza but instead got plain !
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
Twin towers are like my perants 2 left and 1 came back
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
