Twins jokes
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.