Twins jokes
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.