Twins jokes

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not the two Twin Towers.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.

My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.