Twins jokes
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.