Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.