Twins jokes
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.