I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Twins Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
