Twins jokes

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

Ted Danson

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Tower

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

Twin Towers

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Twin

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Guy

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Difference

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.