Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Twins Jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
