Twins jokes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
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What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.