Twins jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.