Twins jokes
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!