Twins jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.