Twins jokes
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
2,996 kill streak, boom!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."