Twins jokes
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.