Twins jokes

Time

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Tower

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Victim

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

Twin Towers

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Chess

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!