Twins jokes
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.