Twins jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)