Twins jokes

Osama Bin Laden

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Chess

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

Bunch

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Gender

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

Tower

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...