Twins jokes
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now itβs a sensitive subject.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
