Twins jokes
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.