The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Twins Jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
