Twins jokes

Dad

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Memes

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Gender

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.

Mom

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Gender

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

Jump

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Twin Towers

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Gravity

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Triplet

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!