Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Memes
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.