Twins jokes
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.