Twins jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.