Twins jokes
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.