Twins jokes

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Triplet

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

Guy

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Terrorist

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

Twin Towers

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

Tower

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Airplane

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Twin Towers

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!

Bomb

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Pig

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.