Twins jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. đď¸đ
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survivedâmy grandpa. The others have fallenâhis friends.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why didnât the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Whatâs the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.