Twins jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.