Twins jokes
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."