Twins jokes
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.