Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.