Twins jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.