Twins jokes
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.