Twins Jokes

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"