Twins jokes
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.