Twins jokes
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.