Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.