Twins jokes
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Memes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.