Twins jokes
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Memes
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.