Twins jokes
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
my new twin
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.