I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Twins Jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
