Twins jokes
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What did the lawyer name his twins? COURTney and CASEy.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.