Twins jokes

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.