Twins jokes
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
The Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.