Twins jokes

Incest

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Memes

9/11

9/11 jokes
A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."

Twin Towers

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Name

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Similarity

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Twin Towers

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Gender

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Bond

The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.