Twins jokes

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.