Twins jokes
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When an African has a twin, your me??