Twins jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.