Twins jokes
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.