Twins jokes
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.