Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Twins Jokes
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
