Twins jokes

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.