Twins jokes

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)